USSA - Now what?
Well, I don’t know about you, but Imma have a beer. Well, it’s five o’clock somewhere. I avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
One of the things about being a Libertarian, friends - you get used to losing elections. “My Guy” has been losing them for twenty years. And despite the fact that I VOTED for McCain, it wasn’t a vote for him as much as a vote against Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama - did you catch that?
See, even though Mssrs. Klinton and Arbusto were asshats, they were still “The President.” However, after watching the past eight years, I now know - the Democrats have taught me - how you deal with “The Other Guy” when “Your Guy” loses.
What goes around, and all that. Hence, the only time you will ever hear me say “President Obama” is to tell you that this is the one and only time I will use those words.
Not my president. I didn’t vote for him.
Count me as part of the Disloyal Oppositon.
I will not betray a serviceman - well, unless they wear the Blue Helmets of the UN, in which case they are no longer American Soldiers, and have betrayed their oath. Everything else is fair game.
Mr. Obama is inheriting a royal mess. Good luck with that. I won’t be helping out. I cashed in and went John Galt in anticipation of this. This tax return I will be paying taxes - a considerable amount. Come 2010, I will be, for the first time in a long time, expecting a hefty return. And I will be applying for every bit of the pie I can get - even if I don’t need it. Less to go around.
Look up “Malicious Compliance.”
I got rid of a lot of things; properties, business, etc - this year and put my financial affairs in such a condition where they can’t be taxed, or stolen. I am no longer a producer or provider. I’m now an hourly employee, strictly for cash flow - and it doesn’t pay a lot, but then, I don’t NEED a lot. I have skills I can trade to other friends as service for service. I can heat with wood.
I could go on, but the upshot is that - by design - for the next four years I will be climbing on and adding my weight to the anchor that is dragging shit down. And I am good with that. Like I said - disloyal opposition.
Mr. Obama can expect his decisons to be criticized. No matter what. Look up “Gadfly.”
And I don’t want to hear it from Liberals. Fuck off. As far as I am concerned, you and I are no longer countrymen. You’ve had eight years to accept hands extended - stupidly, but extended - to you. Pull that motherfucking hand of yours back now, or be prepared to pick it up off the ground after I lop the sonofabitch off. It’s a little fucking late now. You and I are enemies. This is war. Maybe not shooting yet, but we are at war.
“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
Conservatives - Republicans - you over your love affair with “moderates” yet? How has it worked for you?
Take note - as of this writing, looks like Proposition 8 is passing in The People’s Republik of Kalifornia. So, when you think rock-ribbed conservative values have no traction, check again. No, the leftards won’t love you. But they will hate you anyway. They have proved it. Time to hate them back, what say? Because this Big-Government “compassionate conservatism” has been a real fucking success, right?
You’ve been useful idiots. I like to call you “Quislings,” but ya’ll are in need of purging whatever the term. Either become Democrats, or get in line. You’ve ruined the brand, and it is time to sit down and shut the fuck up if you can’t do anything else. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed of you - ya’ll are the main reason I have been pulling the “L” lever instead of the “R” lever for twenty years, and the main reason many have sat out, or voted “D” - I know more than a few who (Stupidly, I think, but…) voted for Mr. Obama out of sheer contrariness - better an out-and-out socialist than a soft socialist, at least he can fail magnificently.
They may have a point.
We have a recession looming. A possibly nuclear Iran. I expect - any day - a pre-emptive Israeli strike on targets, anticipating that Mr. Obama’s pro-muslim anti-semitism will not be friendly to them once he has power. And Mr. Obama is faced with two choices - keep promises and fuck things up more, or break them to solve them.
Wonder how troops still in Iraq in four years is going to play out with Code Pink? Wonder how going fter senior’s 401k accounts is going to look when they try to play the “Republicans will kill Social Secuity” card on down the road?
Middle class soft conservatives are going to be the hardest hit; they are the ones I saw sporting the “My Man Mitch” and “Obama/Biden” signs in their yards here in Indiana. And it will serve you fuckers right. As I have said before, if you want sympathy from me, I will direct you to the ponderous dictionary located on a shelf about seven feet to my right. It is somewhere in there between “shit” and “syphilis.”
For those of you who didn’t prepare for this, or who thought “How bad could it be?” - heh. You’re about to find out. And don’t come to me for help - I’m inclined to object lessons. Just ask my kids; the worst thing I ever did to them and the best thing I ever did for them was to let them fall on their faces and fail abjectly, and say, “Well - that wasn’t real smart, was it? Learn something? Now get your ass up and try again, and fucking THINK this time.”
One of the reasons they stayed out of jail. They knew I’d be saying “Damn - $3k bail for PI? Or you have to cool your heels until Monday? Got that in an account somewhere I can get for ya?” It’s fucking amazing how good a teacher consequences are.
Same to you - you dealt those cards. Play them. I’m not in the game, and I’m not lending you a stake. If you voted for Mr. Obama - not a red cent.
Same thing with my charity. It is private and personal now. You - the American People - have decided that you’d rather have Big Government do it. Okay. Checkbook is now closed. That’s what my taxes - LOL! Which I won’t be paying as I will be part of that 35%, soon to be 45% (If Mr. Obama didn’t lie) who don’t pay any - are for.
Go down to the Federal Building. And good luck with that. I see no reason to remove from Mr. Obama the chance to pay the mortgage and fill the tank of yet another person, especially of his constituency. If you voted for the Messiah, let the fucking Messiah do it for you. Get out of my face.
I, my friends, am on social and economic strike for he next four years. From each according to his ability?
Hah. Make me, motherfuckers.
In the meantime, step aside and pass the teat here. Every mouthful I can gulp down is a little less for someone who really needs it, and will increase the misery. We’ll see the reviews on that in four years.
It’s called sabotage, one person at a time. If you have the means, I urge you to join me.
In the meantime, Dhimmicrats, you have the House. The Senate. And the White House. It’s on you, now. No blaming the Republicans. Work your magic, invoke Mother Gaea, sprinkle the fairy dust and solve the energy crisis with Unicorn farts.
I am waiting.