Well, I am afraid it may be a year and a half of the Long Knives.

Moderates, RINOs, Democrat Lite.  We know who and what they are.

So, GOP.  You’ve let the Big Government “Conservatives” have the wheel and steer the ship.  How is that working out for you?  Oh yeah.  You lost.  Lost the white house, lost congress, and squandered your political capital - all won, I may add, by those rubes and rednecks you have contempt for.

Losers.

Sit down and shut the fuck up now, and let your betters speak.  You’ve had your chance - and you have blown it.  You’ve done everything you could to ruin the conservative brand, especially in this latest farce of a campaign.  For all your caterwauling about Sarahcuda, she’s the only reason your loss was only single digit - and she even put you over the top for a while until you fucked her over.  Conservative initiatives - like Proposition 8 - won handily.  Conservative governors and congresscritters managed to survive.  Teleprompter Jesus tacked rightward to cruise over the finish line.  McLame blew his lead by tacking left.

You do the math.

You moderates got thrashed.  So again - pipe down.  Have a steaming cup of STFU.

I have been thinking about what we need to do, as conservatives - REAL conservatives, not the neocons - to seize back control of the GOP so as to use it as a veicle before we jettison it entirely.  So I will jump into it without fanfare or talking.

First, twelve points, to clearly identify the brand:

1. Secure Borders.
2. Bill of Rights enforcement (All TEN fucking amendments, not the Anti-Christian Litigation Unions 6 1/2 out of 10).
3. Free Markets.
4. Pro-Life.
5. National Sovereignity.
6. Strong Defense.
7. Low Taxes.
8. Abolishment of the Welfare State.
9. Reduction of the size and intrusiveness of the government.
10. Federalism.
11. Anti-Nannystatism.
12. Equality of opportunity, but not some mandated equality of result.

For now, this is in no order, but I’d put anything under the umbrella of fiscal responsibility towards the top.  While I am a fan of the “Fair Tax” I would be willing to accept a flat tax, like Steve Forbes’ old plan,  (I think it’s shameful that Russia has adopted his tax plan, while we live under the plan of Marx and Engels.) hence I’ve not specified what “low Taxes” would entail.

(This is a suggestion, a rough draft. Steal, detail, and amend as you see fit.)

I think we can get 95% or more of all Real Conservatives to be heartily enthusiastic about at least nine of these points and not vehemently opposed to the other three.  These points can also be discussed in detail and specific on the road to 2010, so I won’t detail them now.

Second - we need a “safety valve.”

By this I mean we need to be able to go to the local GOP and say “You run that RINO son-of-a-bitch on the ticket, and I will vote __________________.”

Not Democrat.  And I hesitate to suggest Libertarian (Because I am a small “L” libertarian) but they do tend to be a reliably present third party.

What this safety valve does is let the local GOP look at election results and say “Hmmm - We ran Rick Rino and he lost by 500 votes, and the Libertarians (Or other party we might select) went from 150 votes last election cycle to over a thousand.  Maybe we better listen to these people.”

We need to do this with a third party because it allows us to point to clear numbers - you’re losing because we went here.  If our numbers get mixed in with Donk votes - no matter how tempting it is to vote “D” instead of “D-Lite” out of pure fucking spite - all this seems to do is encourage these asstards to lean further left.  Voting with feet, metaphorically speaking, is an excellent tactic.  It needs to send a clear message, though, to go right, not left.

We need to hold feet to the fire.  Regularly communicate our displeasure with RINOism.  I’ll suggest a site with some downloadable form letters to fill in and send, as well as a place where the emails, phone listings, and fax numbers of congresscritters are kept.  We have to make it easy for Joe Average to come home, log in, get pissed and send notes with a few clicks.

We have to learn to play dirty.  McLame and his “Marquis of Queensbury” rules is out the door.  And by play dirty I am not talking about making up lies - they easily discredit one - but to pounce on every misstep, take every opportunity to lay blame for everything on Teleprompter Jesus’ desk, to mock, belittle, dismiss him, to make everyone with a “D” after their name - or RINOs - look like a boob in a clown suit.  We have to be mean.  Often, so our candidates don’t have to.  We have to take advantage of the natural divisions in the Democrat party,exploit them at every opportunity, and make them fight among themselves.

When demonstrations occur - counter it.  Hell, if nothing else we all have cell phones and hand-cams anymore; find the biggest weirdo we can, photograph them, film them, interview them - and then post the video virally and paint them as representative of them all.  Ever notice how at all these gay riots, the MSM always seems to pick the most reasonable and republican looking fruit in the bunch and interview them, while ignoring the prancing transvestite fairies or the ones in assless chaps who are shouting, throwing things, and assaulting old ladies.

If nothing else, this will incite our own quiet base, while pushing the Lefties to try to silence their outspoken one.  This tends to lead to the offendees in the House Opposite voting Green or some such shit.

Yes, it is dirty pool.  What of it?  How the fuck is that prep school “Fair Play” shit working for you?  Honor is wasted on the honorless, and someone has to do it.  Grow a pair.  The Kosstards and DU Gang have a long overdue slap in the chops coming to them; for a long time the Dems have let them do the dirty work while keeping their hands clean.  That is how the game is played now, and we’re leaps and bounds ahead of them in pure meanness.  Plus we’re funnier, too.

And this will make RINOs less eager to be seen on the stage with such assclowns.

Just a start.  Discuss and run with it.  I don’t want credit, I just want conservatives - real conservatives - back in office where they belong.  And the RINOS out.