Down under, Tim Blair has the round up of all the candy-asses with their panties in a wad.

You know what I need to do?  Take a first time hunter out so he or she can get their first deer kill, have them go through the ritual of drinking the heart’s blood, and film the whole fucking thing, then post it, so these sissy-pussies heads can finally explode.

Let’s recap, shall we?  Sarah Palin engages in the obligatory seasonal stupid ritual of issuing a pardon to a frigging turkey.

Where do you get turkeys?  Turkey farms.

So where does Governor Palin go?  Class?

That’s right.  A turkey farm.

What do they do at these places a lot of times?  Red shirt, second row?

Right again.  Process the stupid fucking things.  Which involves?  One more?  You, in Texas?

BINGO!  Killing them.  Slaughter, executing, whatever.

Christ in a bucket, folks.  If she had done it from her office, some shithead would have found fault with that. “Sarah Palin Refuses to Visit Hard-Working Providers of Thanksgiving Feasts.”

Gag me with a drumstick.

Imma rewrite a joke.  “One day Sarah Palin was out in Public, when a man suddenly clutched his chest and died.  A doctor there began CPR, but she stepped in, laid her hands on him, and brought him back to life.

The Next day, Chris Matthews on MSNBC led with the story titled “Why Doesn’t Sarah Palin Know CPR?”"

You know, I am seriously trying to muster outrage here, but I can only seem to shake my head in befuddled amusement.  It’s a joke.  One of these “I’m watching someone getting hit in the nuts” things - you watch with horror as these shit-tards in the media go to embarrass themselves again - but you can’t take your eyes off it.  You replay it, hoping the poor bastard doesn’t do it again.

Oh.  Woe is me.  Alas. Alack.  Ochone. Ochone.  Turkey Plants exist.  Sarah Palin dared go to one to issue her turkey pardon there.  And worse yet, she let herself be FILMED?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh. My. Ghod.  Conservatism is now dead.

This takes “Dumb as a Sack of Hammers” to exponential heights.  Munitions grade stupidity, I am telling you.  I thought BDS was about as low as it could go, but like anything else, just when you think liberals have hit dead, rock bottom, they call for a shovel and pick and begin digging.

We’ve recently had a leftie commenter here encouraging conservatives to “think … reflect … ” and in short, become more liberal.  My peeps, what an error this would be.  The GOP drifting leftward is what was up for election, and it was exactly what was rejected, and you can expect your enemies to urge you to commit all the more to a disasterous vision.

Sarah Palin is what they hate and fear, that and what she represents, and the proof of this is in one reason:  You never draw flak unless you are over the target.  Fear, rather, a leader your enemy approves of.

Like John McCain.