Obama Flip-Flops for the Public Good.
Seriously. Actual motherfucking headline from USNews & World Report.
Go read it.
Shorter USN&WR: “Barry is breaking campaign promises left and right, but it’s okay because he’s so dreamy!” Honest to God, the only way they could possibly be more in the tank for him would involve public fellation.
I confess to absolute, goggle-eyed, brain-spasming, jaw dropping, astonishment. I’m goig to have to come back to this later. But you needed to know about it NOW.