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    Entries Tagged as 'Liberal Moonbattery'

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISTS!!!!!!!!

    January 15th, 2010 · No Comments

    Ever since it came out that Harry Reid was making racist comments, something struck me as off.
    And it’s not that I don’t think he said what he did. It’s obvious he’s guilty as sin. And it’s not that I don’t think they aren’t racist. They are. But his grovelling to Teleprompter Jesus, Al Sharpton, and [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Funny Shit · General Asshattery · Liberal Moonbattery · Must Reads · Socialist Asshats · Teleprompter Jesus · Useless Twats

    Fiscal Responsibility

    January 8th, 2010 · No Comments

    It’s got to be paid for.
    You have to pay your bills. When all is said and done, all the whooping, hollering, and whining, certain essentials must be paid for. Your rent or mortgage. Your necessary utilities – gas, electric, and water. Insurance. Fuel or other expenses necessary to travel to work. Food. Necessary medicine (Insulin [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · General Asshattery · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liar · Liberal Moonbattery · Pet Peeves · RINOS · Republicrats · Republitards · Socialist Asshats · Teleprompter Jesus · Useless Twats

    Ooops, I did it again….

    September 14th, 2009 · No Comments

    This recent scam, which was attempted in San Diego, Los Angeles, Miami, New York, Philadelphia to name a few places, had failed for months before the results we’ve all recently seen.
    -Bertha Lewis, Chief Organizer, ACORN
    New York, ya say?
    As the late, great, Mayor of New York once said – “Let’s look at the record.” Brooklyn. [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Election 2008 · Funny Shit · General Asshattery · I will be damned · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liar · Liberal Moonbattery · Must Reads · Socialist Asshats · Teleprompter Jesus · The Liberal Media · Told You So · Useless Twats

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! That’s GOTTA Hurt!

    September 11th, 2009 · No Comments

    Yesterday… well, watch for yourself….

    Well, as a result, those two workers in Baltimore were fired, and the usual lies were trotted out – isolated incident … not up to ACORN’s standards …We even have Scott Levenson

    Yeah, that Scott Levenson, saying ““The portrayal is false and defamatory and an attempt at gotcha journalism. This film crew [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Election 2008 · Funny Shit · General Asshattery · I will be damned · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery · Must Reads · Socialist Asshats · Teleprompter Jesus · The Liberal Media · Useless Twats

    Affirmative Action Justice

    June 16th, 2009 · No Comments

    Okay, question.
    Your child is dying, and to save their life requires an operation.  While if successful, the operation is almost universally successful, it requires a highly trained surgeon to do it properly.  You have the choice of two doctors.  One is a White, Christian, Heterosexual Male.  The other is the member of a “protected minority” [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery

    Could they be any more in the tank for him?

    June 6th, 2009 · No Comments

    Obama Flip-Flops for the Public Good.
    Seriously.  Actual motherfucking headline from USNews & World Report.
    Go read it.
    Shorter USN&WR:  “Barry is breaking campaign promises left and right, but it’s okay because he’s so dreamy!”  Honest to God, the only way they could possibly be more in the tank for him would involve public fellation.
    I confess to absolute, [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · I will be damned · Liberal Moonbattery · Teleprompter Jesus

    AOL & Playboy like Hate-fucking

    June 5th, 2009 · No Comments

    Well, if you’re a conservative woman.  Bonnie Erbe was so in a snit over it she said Michelle Malkin had it coming.
    And of course, the left is incensed over it.  So incensed, they fired the one guy at AOL that was actually covering it.
    Vile as the piece was, let’s be fair.  I, for one, can’t [...]

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    Tags: Femherroids · General Asshattery · Kill Them All · Liberal Moonbattery

    Some Perspective

    June 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

    Deaths based on a pro-life person killing an abortionist since 1998: 1
    Number of deaths from “Safe and Legal” abortions 1998-2003: 50
    Number of deadly attacks (Including those with multiple deaths) By Pisslamic terrorists since 9/11: 13,298
    Just sayin’.  Because Liberals and their MSM allies won’t let you know such things.
    Guess who Teleprompter Jesus is sending out Federal [...]

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    Tags: Funny Shit · Liberal Moonbattery · Pro-Abortionists · Terrorist Swine · The Liberal Media

    Now that it is out of the way

    June 1st, 2009 · No Comments

    George Tiller was and is no martyr.
    George Tiller was a murderer.  An unabashed, unapologetic serial killer, and you’ll pardon me if I weep no crocodile tears on his passing.
    As a Libertarian, I’ve taken a reluctantly pro-choice position on abortion, namely, that it is a state’s rights issue.  I care what is done in Indiana.  I [...]

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    Tags: Femherroids · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery · Pro-Abortionists · Useless Twats

    Shut Up, Conservatives.

    April 10th, 2009 · No Comments

    Andy Klavan explains it for you.

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    Tags: Kill Them All · Liberal Moonbattery

    You are not entitled.

    March 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

    You’re not entitled to the fruits of my labor or the sweat of my brow.
    I may give it to you as a gift, with no strings.  I may give it to you in charity – which has strings.  I may sell it to you, or loan it to you, or rent it to you.  I [...]

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    Tags: Administrivia · Liberal Moonbattery

    He wanted to do it.

    March 19th, 2009 · No Comments

    Barack Obama wanted to do a couple things this week.
    He wanted to hit up private insurance to pay for the injuries of veterans wounded or made sick in the line of duty.
    He wanted to stop selling scrap brass casings so as to drive up the price of ammunition, since gun-banning doesn’t have widespread support.
    He’s ready [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Election 2008 · General Asshattery · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery · Palin Derangement Syndrome · RINOS · Republitards · Teleprompter Jesus · Useless Twats

    In order to avoid

    March 16th, 2009 · No Comments

    a visit from the Secret Service, I will not comment on this right now.  Some “Trial balloon.”
    I will say, though, that if I get up and read that a disabled and decorated American Combat Veteran has taken Teleprompter Jesus out, I will not be flying my flag at half mast.  And if I manage to [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · General Asshattery · I will be damned · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liar · Liberal Moonbattery · RINOS · Socialist Asshats · Terrorist Swine · Useless Twats

    I got yer “Frank Conversation” about race.

    February 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

    Allrighty, Holder – you want a “Frank Conversation about race?”  You got it.
    How come since I am part Indian do I have to answer for the sins of my white ancestors?  How come only if you have some black ancestor are you exempted from being counted as “white?”  How come I am more Indian than [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Election 2008 · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery · Pro-Abortionists · Useless Twats

    So you don’t want roads?

    February 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment

    Any conversation with a leftard on the subject of big government will eventually result in them attempting to squelch the argument with the canard “So you don’t want roads?  Police?  Trash Pickup?”  and the rest of ther litany of bullshit.
    The only proper response to this is “No, buttmunch.  What I want is for government to [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Liberal Moonbattery · Must Reads · Socialist Asshats

    Every cloud has a silver lining

    January 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment

    Seem’s Mr. Obama’s soon to be recession is making things tough all over.  Especially for left-wing … um …charities.
    The Madoff fundraising scandal has had some beneficial fallout for the pro-life movement. Combined with the current [...]

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    Tags: Funny Shit · General Asshattery · Liberal Moonbattery · Pro-Abortionists

    Burris

    January 7th, 2009 · No Comments

    Will he be seated?  Or won’t he?
    I don’t give a fuck.
    Look, eiter way we are going to have a liberal Democrat in his seat.  And come to think of it we’ll have Roland “What did I pay for my seat” Burris, Al “Keep recounting till the Democrat wins” Franken, and Princess Caroline “I’ qualified because [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Election 2008 · Liberal Moonbattery · Useless Twats

    No, rather rejoice

    January 6th, 2009 · No Comments

    Botox Betty, also known as SanFranNan, plans to roll back reforms enacted back in 1995 to protect the minority in Congress.
    Naturally, the Republican Leaders are objecting.
    Advice – have a simple message, and keep on message.  In this case, the message should be “You’re in charge.”
    In fact, I’d take it further.  Adopt a page from The [...]

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    Tags: Election 2008 · Liberal Moonbattery · Republitards

    Let us get something straight

    January 6th, 2009 · No Comments

    If you ever pick up your own child and use him as a shield from behind which you take potshots at me or mine, and my sole option is to just take your fire, I am going to open fire without a second thought.  No, I’m not going to aim for you child, but I’m [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · Kill Them All · Liberal Moonbattery · Palaswinians · Terrorist Swine

    Eat. Shit. And. Die.

    January 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

    Oregon wants to tax mileage?
    And for those of us who can disable GPS, onboard computers, and odometers?  And have them give any result we want?  You think I don’t have access to such things, or know how to reprogram EEPROMs?  You think I won’t do my level best to see this info spread as far [...]

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    Tags: Abject Stupidity · General Asshattery · I will be damned · Kill Them All · Knuckleheads · Liberal Moonbattery · Socialist Asshats · Useless Twats